Jija Yanin Vismitananda...

...how are YOOOOU doin?

Im not trying to....

I wasnt thinkin about putting this up, but hey. When life gives you lemons, you squirt the juice in peoples eyes....AND LAUGH AT THEM....CUZ THATS HOW THE FUCK WE ROLL.

So here's the New shit, over Max B's "I aint Tryna" called "Im Not Trying To"

Broken Pen - "Im Not Trying To"

Click on the picture download.
Or Here.....

Shout outs to Max B.
Real Niggas do this....
and
Poo-Put Fun Boy Niggas do this....

OOOOOOooooowwwwwwww......

Not the realest shit I ever wrote, but damn near close vol.1

WHAT?!?!? I like Asian women. If I wanna put up a picture of 2 Asian women embracing each other, then thats what Im gonna do. THATS HOW I ROLL.

Anyway, sorry (for the people who actually read this) for not posting anything. Ive been doing alot within the past 2 days and when I havent been doing anything, I've just been in a "I could really give a fuck" mood. So tough titties but we grow, learn, and move on with life...CUZ THATS JUST HOW THE FUCK WE ROLL.

So Here is a rundown of what Ive been up to for the past couple weeks. These things can be little things like getting a new cell phone to coming to a new conclusion about who is important in my life and who I just deal with.

• Watched Bad-ass Kids at a late ass day camp
• Watched Schoolhouse Rock
• Realized how old I was when these little kids Im watching dont know what the fuck schoolhouse rock is. (hurt my soul when i heard that....like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU ARENT UP ON CONJUCTION JUCTION?)

got damnit.....anyway.....

• Battled In "Concrete Animals" which is a Try-out Battle Rapping League for GrindTime New York. That shit was fun as hell.
• Spent the night out in Brooklyn with a bunch of people I know that rapped.
• Left My Cell Phone Out in Brooklyn.
  
• Bought a New Cellphone
• Came to the conclusion that Love only works when a motherfucker loves you for who you are and what you stand for regardless of where you are in your life. Love doesnt work when you just like the idea of being loved and think a relationship would be a dope thing to get into. You gotta KNOW, not THINK. THINKING GETS NIGGAS KILLED AND KNOWING MAKES EVERYTHING FUN AND HAPPY....cuz thats just how the fuck we roll.
• Figured out some people in my life can kick rocks. Im gathering a list of people in my head I need to Possible Slap the Hellfire out of. Fuck you guys, get off the bullshit.
• Taught myself how to do cartwheels/acrobatics with my left arm since my right hand is fucked up for unknown reasons.
• Thought to myself "BackPackers fucking suck." Then I thought about it again, and said to myself "No, backpackers REALLY FUCKING SUCK."
• Looking for a job that pays good. REAL GOOD FUCKING LOOK by my standards.

So yeah, thats about it. Im Gonna be trying to work on some music, but shit has been getting real stagnant music wise, interms of me actually caring about music and dealing with how people are consistantly late with my when I ask them to drop a verse or give them a beat

(shout out to Docks, EGA and Cosmose, the only motherfuckers that actually put in work, everyone else needs to get off they bullshit and do something and at least *lord willing* MAKE MOVES. real talk)

So I'll put up some new music sometime this week. gotta atleast bless yall with something.

Fuck bitches, throw money at them.

Im out.

Aesop Rock Broken Pen "None Shall Live" Remix Album

Words from the honorable Reverend Doctor Leaf....

"My man Broken Pen just made an ILL remix of Aesop Rock's None Shall Pass. He takes the backpack off of Aesop and gives him some real balls instead, Shaolin style. Bringin' it back like it's 1993, when he was like 3 years old or some shit: Broken Muthafuckin' Pen."

so click on the album cover to peep the rawness that has critics slappin milk and drinking bitches....

IN THAT FUCKIN EXACT ORDER!

Or you could be a punk and click here to download the album....

here is the track listing...




NOW DOWNLOAD AND BE HAPPY, DAMNIT!

Well isnt this interesting...

I really cant describe this one. Im sorry.

It makes me cry *(so bad.....)*

Despite the current fuckery between one of my favorite crews (Slaughterhouse) and the 9 individuals that are one of the main reasons why I rhyme, (Wu Tang Clan) I will always be a Wu head and have the up most respect for them. One of My Favorite producers out the Killa Bee camp is Bronze Nazareth, dude is rugged as fuck when it comes to production and he handles samples better than your favorite producer on a good day after a few E&J shots and the ghost of Mozart, Miles Davis and J Dilla telling them how to freak that breakbeat he found digging in the crates (or on youtube, who knows).

With that being said, I recorded a new verse over one of his instrumentals and called it "So Bad".

CLICK ON THE WU SYMBOL TO DOWNLOAD.







or you can be a pussy and click here....

Gerd Ma Lui?

Panna Rittrikai, one of the illest of all time. He Taught Tony Jaa how to get down.

respect his conglomerate, yo.

Get Down with the new shit, yo.

"Get Down" verses over Nas's "Get Down"
this time, you gotta click on the picture to get it....sorry.



c'mon, click on the James Brown album cover! you know you want to!!!!

wait, you dont want to?
you want the regular link?

ok, fine. sheeeeesh.

Click Here.....loser


peace.

Fetish Parties in Montclair? (and why wasnt i invited...)

I wish I was fucking lying to you, But it just makes me love Montclair more. I was there at town hall when some random reporter was asking the Mayor about the whole thing.

so heres the skinny.

In Montclair, they have this alternative clothing store called "Dressing for Pleasure" which specializes in all that freaky latex S&M bondage shit, and thats all fine and cool. But...they were having these "Play Parties" down in the basement of the store for about 4 years. Now, these parties involved all that interesting shit that I feel I shouldnt have to describe, on account of I know a million images involving "Fetish" and "Party" are running through your head.


Fetish + Party = Hot Damn that sounds like a good ass time. How Come yall niggas dont send me Facebook Invites for shit like this?




Shout out to Mayor Fried for keepin it Gangster.

read about the shit here....





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Racist Dream Interpretation?

So I rarely remember my dreams. But when I do have dreams, very crazy shit happens in them. like last night, the main thing I remember was chillin at my old house with some relatives, with Rick Ross (or some other fat dude that raps and has a brolic mustache that raps) outside recording. and dont ask me why he was recording outside, cuz its my dream, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So then out of left field, a storm starts brewing up, then lighting strikes. Everyone there with me was like "Get the fuck out the rain!!!!" but homie was just standing there, then lightning came down and *BANG*

Zapped that nigga till he was nice and crispy.













From there, the storm gets more and more violent to the point it gets a bit too chaotic, and that's all I remember.

But thats not where the story ends. So, I decide to read some of the Dream interpretation books that are lying around my house (cuz my family got it like that). so one of the oldest books i could find was "Zolar's Encyclopedia & Dictionary of DREAMS". so I say "fuck it, lets see what it has to say."

Im Flipping through it, and guess what I find? a section about "NEGROS". Yes, Negros. So if youre having a dream about anything relating to Negros, then this is the book to get.

So if Youre having dreams that involve more than one Negro, Zolars got you covered.

Here is what having a Negro in your dreams translates into (according to Zolar).

• Dreams of a Negro - Embarrassment in Business
• Many Negros - Good News
• Having a Negro Servant - Difficult work
• Dealing with Negros - You have rivals in love and business
• Having a Negro friend- Quarrels with a foreign person
• Having your fortune told by a Negro - You will need all your powers
• Negro Children - Will receive something unexpected
• Being a Negro - Good will come to you *THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!!*
• Being in love with a Negro - Will be cheated and disillusioned

Yeah, that shit is copied right from the book. Dont believe me? then buy the old ass book that was made in 1963 and look it up for yourself.

so yeah dude. seriously....

fuck you.

Im out.

1.

Royal Arrogance, the new shit.

new verse over "Death of AutoTune" from yours truly.

below is the link just in case you don't feel like clicking on the beautiful picture.

http://usershare.net/aelc89hdvpqs

Things that I dont like about rap (p.1)

Ok, so ive been rapping since about 2000-2001, give or take a few years. In my development within the culture of hip hop I have came across a wide array of Hoe-like activity and just backwards ways of thinking that I've only seen when dealing with anything related to hip hop. So here is just a few things that I hate about hip hop. well not hip hop, just rap. cuz there is a difference.

1. "Hip Hop is Dead" (omigawsh....(^*.*^) <----thats the "omigawsh" face.)

<-----yeah, thats right, a stripper dancing at a funeral. I hear this alot. All because people (Like you and me. yes, even I am to blame.) Dont support quality music like we used to, and its becoming increasingly harder for acts that actually have a message to communicate or anything of substance to get there music heard by the masses. Along with the fact the we have people making music for the sake of money, not for love of the art flooding the airwaves with music that I find to be (I dont know how you feel about this, so yeah) so fucking boring and emotionally dull to the point where I just say "fuck this" and zone out to some shit on youtube.
BANGERS.

anyways... (C'mon, tell me that song aint the mothafuckin TRUTH...)

but seriously...

So despite when artist cant sell records, whether it being the fact the album actually sucks, your record label aint shit, or a few record leaks on bit torrent, Hip hop as a whole is dead? Seriously?
Our culture as a whole takes a spill all because you aint movin a certain amount of units?

so your tellin me.... (theoretically...)

• If Lil Wayne dont sell records, will a Cope2 piece be less dope?

nah....

• If Souljah Boi has an emotional breakdown, and ends up working at a post office and not selling ringtones (just hypothetically speaking of course) then does this...

Mean nothing to people now?

So I would make a bunch of comparisons, but I think you get the point. All because its harder to hear quality rap music due to all the fuckery being shuffled around in the music industry, doesnt mean Hip Hop as a whole is dead.

assholes.





the album sucked anyway. I know its mad late, but it still sucked nonetheless.









God Bless.

Real nigga Checklist

A list of things to do today. May vary when you factor in CP time and fuckery of the sort.

• IHOP/Six Brothers
  
• Shit Talking
• Writing of Raps
• Bushido Blade 2
• More Shit Talking
• Checking Facebook/Myspace/Aim/Email/Twitter to see what my Hoes left me
• Finish working on music for top secret magnum opus of musical dominance
  

today should be interesting.