Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Men and Women, according to Broken Pen

Yeah, sorry for the lack of activity since the Mulher Melancia entry. Been goin through a lil slump, Fuck that. No Excuses cuz thats just how the fuck we roll.

And since Im bored as fuck, I want to see if i have the discipline to write something somewhat inciteful and somewhat thought provoking, so I decided to take a swipe at a somewhat sacred cow...


"The Difference between Men and Women"
(Which isnt as complex as people make it out to be.)


So Basically, here is what the big difference is .....
(If you get offended, then turn off your computer, and fly a kite, sissy.)

Men Dont Give a fuck / Women Give too much of a fuck.

now let me dig into this deeper. Since I'm a gentleman, Ladies First.

Women:

When "Giving too much of a Fuck" is super cool-
The way I see it, any self respecting woman has to be a thinker to navigate the crazy shit that goes on with them in order upstanding woman and not just some wayward dame. Now many cool things can come from all the Insight and Perception that comes from all the emotional shit that women have flying around in there heads. They can use all that Insight, Perception, Emotional, Intuitive, Psychic, Waiting to Exhale, Sailor Moon, shit to make the impossible happen. whether it be making you feel like a million bucks when you broke as fuck, Inspiring you do to some shit, the potential to be completely logically off point in an argument/dispute, and damn near winning everytime, to giving birth to a another human being.

That is when "Giving too much of a Fuck" is super cool...
..But here is when it gets sour....
  • All that thinking, feeling, perceiving, emotional intuitive shit can trip you up if youre not careful and make you look like an asshole on many dimensions. Sometimes, its not what you think or feel, its about what you know and can prove.
  • Sometimes yall can get reeeeeeaaaallly weird with all that critical shit yall are on. You guys can be too critical of people, ESPECIALLY yourselves. One main example of how yall can be so critical of yourselves is when it comes to romance / how you feel about your physical appearence. So quit with all that superficial shit and realize how beautiful you are, damnit
  • All that Gossiping/Soap Opera /Intrigue/ Lies / He said She Said shit yall get yourselves and other motherfuckers wrapped up in. That shit is not cute, Sweetheart.
  • Yall can take Hatred and Animosity to a whole new level. I actually find that shit amusing due to how funny if your hate/animosity has some wit and humor to it, and not just a catty-ass rant about "why that bitch aint shit".
Now for the Men....


When "Not giving a Fuck" is the way to go-
Sometimes, all that Emotional shit can get too messy and too complicated. Sometimes all that crazy complex shit just makes things too complex and you need to just say "Fuck it", and see how fast shit un-tangles itself. This is what I think the code is for Men, "Fuck this weird, complex shit. We gonna make a system to define and regulate it, but at the end of the day FUCK THIS SHIT! I AINT BEAT FOR THIS SHIT, SON!!!" With that, Men have created tons of systems, rules, regulations, rituals, games and other shit to make short work out of something, gain an understanding for what would seem to be the un-understandable, and make life less complex than it has to be.

then this is where shit gets real.
  • Alot of Men arent in in touch with there emotions due to the whole "I dont give a fuck" shit theyre on, so whether they know it or not feelings pile up over time because there is no such thing as an "unemotional" person, if you think someone is unemotional, than thats just a fascade, FUCK THAT SHIT. So with that illusion of security alot of men have about themselves, they do alot of dumb shit to themselve and other people to compensate for what they know they dont have and feel better about themselves. The range of self destructive fuckery can be treating women as objects because on some level theyre afraid of women, to getting into fights with people if someone calls them "gay" because he knows in the back of his mind, he looks at the movie baby boy and says "Yo, Jody looks mad succulent, no homo." So yeah, dudes need to come to terms with who they are and quit being insecure Divas.
thats about it.

take it and run with it.

~1~












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